Let’s be honest—this isn’t a wine for restraint. This is a wine for refilling your glass without making eye contact with whoever’s judging your life choices. A 5L box of red, juicy, dangerously gulpable pleasure. Forget subtlety. Forget elegance. This is pure, unfiltered, drink-now-and-think-later energy.
It starts smooth, ripe fruit slipping over your tongue, teasing with a hint of spice before it settles in like that friend who crashes on your couch and never leaves. By the third glass, you’re gesturing wildly, telling someone deep, emotional truths about your childhood. By the fourth, you’re on the dance floor, convinced you can pull off moves your body absolutely cannot.
It pairs beautifully with cheese plates you didn’t make yourself, that one slice of pizza you swore you weren’t going to eat, and whispered hookups that absolutely shouldn’t happen but definitely will.
Area: France, Corbières Grapes: (Probably whatever the winemaker had too much of, but damn, it works.)