You tell yourself you’ll just have one glass. Just a little taste. A crisp, elegant Blanc de Blancs, bright with citrus and green apple, sharp as your best friend’s wit. But this wine has other plans.
By glass two, you’re flirting across the room with a confidence that is absolutely not earned. By glass four, you’re dancing—on something that is definitely not a dance floor. By glass six? Your friends are lovingly removing your phone from your hands to prevent an international scandal.
The next morning, you wake up with a text from your best friend, a half-eaten baguette on the nightstand, and zero recollection of how you got home. A sip of water confirms you’re still a little drunk. You had fun last night.
Pairs well with fresh oysters, a charcuterie board you aggressively guarded, and the inevitable "WHAT HAPPENED?!" debrief at brunch.
